Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Alright, if we're ready, then let's start the tour
By saying what they do in the beginning of every Home Alone movie
Kevin!
Alright, say it with me
(Kevin!)
You guys are a great group
[Verse 2]
(I hope the rest of the tour is as good as this)
(Hey, have you noticed how totally fine I am in the vast, vast darkness?)
(So cool, so natural)
[Verse 3]
(So natural)
[Verse 4]
(Okay, good, I'm glad you noticed)
(Shh, let's pay attention to the tour)
[Verse 5]
Zoom's Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour!
So let's zoom in on a little known fact!
[Verse 6]
Joe Pesci slapped his stunt double here
But then they became best friends
And everybody called them "Double Trouble"
[Verse 7]
(Ooh, ​Molly, slap me in the face)
(No, no take my picture!)
[Verse 8]
Little known fact
The script once featured a subplot
Where the Pigeon Lady helps solve a murder
In the Diana Ross playground
Weirdly, the same murder happened
A month later in real life, so they cut it
[Verse 9]
(Woah, get a picture of me by the murder slide!)
[Verse 10]
Zoom's Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour!
So let's zoom in on a little known fact!
[Verse 11]
In the film you saw, Kevin escaped
The bad guys by stowing away
On the back of one of these carriages
What you didn't get to see was one of the horses going into labor
And Macaulay Culkin delivered that horse, baby
And they caught it on film, but it wasn't part of the story
[Verse 12]
Now it's just part of Zoom's Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour!
Everybody sing it!
(Zoom's Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour!)
[Verse 13]
(Do you want a picture by the carriage?)
[Verse 14]
(I think I just wanna sit and think about the bigness of everything)
Written by: Brent Knopf
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