A Formidable Marinade (First version)

I have seen you in a Turkish bath

I didn't know if I should cry or laugh

Nakedness has a sweet, sweet smell

Which sends me down to the pits of hell

The steam that rises from the water

Tells me you are Satan's daughter

If I am the devil's son

Into the darkness we should run

Sodomy is not just for animals

Human flesh is not just for cannibals

I'll feast on your body if you'll feast on mine

Blood is thicker and redder than wine

Lay ourselves out upon the table

Ravish each other till we're no longer able

When juices mix in the heat of the fray

It will make a formidable marinade

If I put my hand in Pandora's box

And I was smitten by a deathly pox

If I were a leper or the warts on a toe

Would you think well of me when I go?

If I wrote my name with a razorblade

On the palm of your hand, would it still fade?

If I kissed your lips, would you think it wrong?

Or would you come along with me?

Sodomy is not just for animals

Human flesh is not just for cannibals

I'll feast on your body if you'll feast on mine

Blood is thicker and redder than wine

Lay ourselves out upon the table

Ravish each other till we're no longer able

When juices mix in the heat of the fray

It will make a formidable, a formidable

Make a formidable marinade

I'll roast you on the spit like a fatted calf

When you're done, I'll split your body in half

Climb into your reddened core

Curl up tight and close the door

In your body I'll dream of things

Like geese, mustard, cabbages and kings

Thermoses full of chocolate sauce

Men who live on only remorse

Sodomy is not just for animals

Human flesh is not just for cannibals

I'll feast on your body if you'll feast on mine

Blood is thicker and redder than wine

Lay ourselves out upon the table

Ravish each other till we're no longer able

When juices mix in the heat of the fray

It will make a formidable, a formidable

Make a formidable marinade

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