When Did We Get So Normal?

I was a goth until I met you

Got a studded collar to pet you

Got all the girls to vet you

But never put you down, down, down

You were religious till you met me

Prayed that you would never regret me

Begged your mum and dad to let me stay another half an hour

Hour, hour

But now our bedroom is a black hole

There was a time we wanted it that way

Our bedroom is a black hole

But only 'cause I painted it that way

When did we get so normal?

I thought that we were immortal

We started going to Cornwall

Oh, when did we get so normal?

I was psychic till I met you

Somehow, I just knew that I'd get you

Said that I would always protect you

But only let you down, down, down

You were vicious till you met me

Pretended that it didn't impress me

I just wanted you to undress me

You only dress me down, down, down

But now our bedroom is a black hole

There was a time we wanted it that way

Our bedroom is a black hole

But only 'cause I painted it that way

When did we get so normal?

I thought that we were immortal

We started going to Cornwall

Oh, when did we get so normal?

When did we get so normal?

I thought that we were immortal

But our new curtains are awful

Oh, when did we get so normal?

Mortgages and marriages

Waiting in for packages

Now I know what average is

Now I'm one of them

More M&S then S&M

Two can dine for News at Ten

Voucher for my requiem

Now I'm one of them

When did we get so normal?

I thought that we were immortal

We started going to Cornwall

Oh, when did we get so normal?

Oh, when did we get so normal?

I thought that we were immortal

I thought that we were a Warhol

Oh, when did we get so normal?

When did we get so normal?

When did we get so normal?

When did we get so normal?

When did we get