Jigsaw Puzzle

There's a tramp sittin' on my doorstep

Tryin' to waste his time

With his methylated sandwich

He's a walking clothesline

And here comes the bishop's daughter

On the other side

And she looks a trifle jealous

She's been an outcast all her life

Me, I'm waitin' so patiently

Lying on the floor

I'm just tryin' to do my jigsaw puzzle

Before it rains anymore

Oh, the gangster looks so fright'ning

With his Luger in his hand

But when he gets home to his children

He's a family man

But when it comes to the nitty gritty

He can shove in his knife

Yes, he really looks quite religious

He's been an outlaw all his life

Me, I'm waitin' so patiently

Lyin' on the floor

I'm just tryin' to do this jigsaw puzzle

Before it rains anymore, yes, yes, bye

Oh, bye, bye

Me, I'm waitin' so patiently

Lying on the floor

I'm just tryin' to do this jigsaw puzzle

Before it rains anymore

Oh, the singer, he looks angry

At being thrown to the lions

And the bass player, he looks nervous

About the girls outside

And the drummer, he's so shattered

Tryin' to keep on time

And the guitar players look damaged

They'ver been outcasts all their lives

Me, I'm waitin' so patiently

Lyin' on the floor

I'm just tryin' to do this jigsaw puzzle

Before it rains anymore

Oh, there's twenty-thousand grandmas

Wave their hankies in the air

I'm burnin' up their pensions

And shoutin', "It's not fair"

There's a regiment of soldiers

Standing, lookin' on

And the queen is bravely shouting

"What the hell is going on?"

With a blood curdling, "Tally-ho"

She charged into the ranks

And blessed all those grandmas

Who, with their dyin' breaths

Screamed, "Thanks"

Me, I'm just waitin' so patiently

With my woman on the floor

We're just try to do this jigsaw puzzle

Before it rains anymore

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Alright, alright