Mistress for Christmas

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the day

I just can't wait 'til Christmastime

When I can roll you in the hay

Easy come, easy go

Have a good time with lots of dough

Slippin' up high, slippin' down low

Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show, yeah

Ah-haha, yeah

All right

Listen, I like female form in minimum dress

Money to spend with a capital "S"

Get a date with the woman in red

Want to be in Heaven with three in a bed, said, yeah

He got it, I want it

They got it, I can't have it

But I want it, but it don't matter

She got it, and I can't get it

I want a mistress for Christmas

I want a mistress for Christmas

Oh, yeah

Haha, yeah

I want a mistress for Christmas

Come on

Easy come, easy go

Slippin' high, slippin' low, yeah

Alright

He got it, I want it

They got it, I can't have it

I want it, don't matter

She got it, and I can't get it

(Mistress) He got it, and I want it

(For Christmas) They got it, and I can't have it

(Mistress) But I want it, it don't matter

(For Christmas) She got it, and I can't get a

Mistress for Christmas

You know what I'm talkin' about

Mistress for Christmas (Haha)

You got to send me down, you got to send me down

Mistress for Christmas

I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed

Mistress for Christmas

I can hear you comin' down my smoke stack, yeah

I want to ride on your reindeer, honey, and ring my bells, yeah