Twisted

My analyst told me

That I was right out of my head

The way he described it

He said I'd be better dead than live

I didn't listen to his jive

I knew all along

That he was all wrong

And I knew that he thought

I was crazy but I'm not, oh no

My analyst told me

That I was right out of my head

He said I'd need treatment

But I'm not that easily led

He said I was the type that was most inclined

When out of his sight to be out of my mind

And he thought I was nuts

No more ifs or ands or buts

They say as a child

I appeared a little bit wild with all my crazy ideas

But I knew what was happening, I knew I was a genius

What's so strange when you know that you're a wizard at three

I knew that this was meant to be

Now I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight

That's why I got into the vodka one night

My parents got frantic, didn't know what to do

But I saw some crazy scenes before I came to

Now, do you think I was crazy?

I may have been only three but I was swinging

They all laugh at angry young men

They all laugh at Edison and also at Einstein

So why should I feel sorry if they just couldn't understand

The idiomatic logic that went on in my head

I had a brain, it was insane

Oh, they used to laugh at me when I refused to ride

On all those double-decker buses

All because there was no driver on the top

My analyst told me

That I was right out of my head

But I said dear doctor

I think that it's you instead

Because I have got a thing that's unique and new

To prove it I'll have the last laugh on you

'Cause instead of one head, I got two

And you know two heads are better than one