Prologue

Well, we're thrilled to report yet another milestone, the official social debut of the yuppie!

It is a coming-out party that's been some time in the making, and Barry Peterson has our report...

(Laughter)

Some diamonds are more brilliant than others-

Notice how your neighbors look with admiration as you-

(Diamonds...)

(Diamonds...)

I'm not just generally happy

If I'm generally anything, I guess I'm generally miserable

(Laughter)