Trojan Night

See a shiny silver keg, it's as big as a whale!

And it's full of Bass Ale!

Some sorority girls, yeah, I count about twenty!

So come on, and don't bring any beer money!

Well five o'clock and the weekend's in sight

But what's to do on a Thursday night?

Sixteen skins and a broken down car

No booze, no girls, no money for the bar

When down the street walk a couple of chaps

With little Greek letters on their baseball caps

Yappin' and flappin' 'bout the party going down

Oh, that's right, this is a college town!

An end to our frustration!

Don't need an invitation!

So with street under boot, we're hot in pursuit

And set upon the village, set to pillage and loot

Big Greek letters hanging over the door

Fools behind it don't know what's in store

We roll through the door, and ain't that a bitch

A forest full of Gap and Abercrombie and Fitch

But no one says a thing to us, perhaps out of fear

So half of us go for the girls, the rest go for the beer

Don't mind the staring faces!

We've found our beer oasis!

Just look the other way

As we enter the door and empty your keg!

Look the other way

When my hand is sliding up your girlfriend's leg!

Just look the other way

Your beer or your life, we're not too demanding!

Just look the other way

And at the end of the night, you'll still be standing!

As the night moves along, the beer flows strong

There's low-cut jeans, and high-jacked thongs

Street battle stories told loud and proud

From sloppy, drunken mouths to a captive crowd

Frat boys challenge us to drinking games

We rise to the occasion and we put 'em all to shame

No "chug! chug! chug!" for the neighborhood thugs

So put away your Dixie cup, we brought our gallon jugs!

A thaw in our relations!

Made through inebriation!

Just look the other way

As we enter the door and empty your keg!

Look the other way

When my hand is sliding up your girlfriend's leg!

Just look the other way

Your beer or your life, we're not too demanding!

Just look the other way

And at the end of the night, you'll still be standing!

We came, we saw! We drank, we flirted!

Now the beer is gone, the place will be deserted!

Thanks from the bottom of our beer guts

We're going back to Welton Street to sit on our butts

And if a few Theta girls come with us

No need to make a fight, no need to make a fuss

You'll know where to find 'em at half-past two

On the walk-of-shame home from the neighborhood crew!

Got just what we were needing!

And until our next meeting...

Just look the other way

As we enter the door and empty your keg!

Look the other way

As my hand is sliding up your girlfriend's leg!

Just look the other way

Your beer or your life, we're not too demanding!

Just look the other way

And at the end of the night, you'll still be standing!

At the end of the night, you'll still be standing!

At the end of the night, you'll still be standing!

Yes, at the end of the night you'll still be standing!

All you gotta do is look the other way!