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Chris Remo
Chris Remo
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Chris Remo
Chris Remo
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In 2125, I was on a mining colony on Mars
Just a quiet backwater facility among the stars
And then one day I was minding my own business
I was mining my own ore, and there he was:
Space Asshole
In a truck, flying off a ridge
Space Asshole
Smashing through a bridge
And as he landed, out came his hammer
Smashed my boss right in the face
Space Asshole
Planting charges left and right
Space Asshole
All he does is annihilate and fight
I didn't sign up for this
I just wanted to get away somewhere remote
Just a place where I could earn myself a day's pay
Without being smote
But every time I think it's safe
Every time I think it's calm, I'm wrong:
Space Asshole
Hammer swinging, buildings falling down
Space Asshole
Laying waste to this entire town
Now all the rest are dead, Space Asshole has prevailed
Only I am left alive to tell the tale of:
Space Asshole
Comes out of nowhere to destroy
Space Asshole
Wanton carnage is all he can enjoy
Space Asshole
In a truck, flying off a ridge
Space Asshole
Smashing through a bridge
Space Asshole
Space Asshole
Space Asshole
He's the Space Asshole
Written by: Chris Remo
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