Baby Police

You can swear in front of a baby

It won't understand it

It's not gonna remember it anyway

So who gives a shit

You can swear in front of a baby

It doesn't even matter

It's not gonna remember it anyway

So I don't fucking caaaaaaare

I can swear in front of a baby

And I fully plan to

It's not gonna remember it anyway

So you can't tell me not to

I can swear in front of a baby

And I fucking will

It's not gonna remember it anyway

So don't tell me what to dooooooo

We can swear in front a baby

It won't understand us

I know you're not a fucking cop

So you can't reprimand us

Fuck you

It's fucking fine

Swearing in front of babies makes them cooler

Go to fucking hell, baby police

Fuck you

Oh my God