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PERFORMING ARTISTS
The Chats
The Chats
Performer
Eamon Sandwith
Eamon Sandwith
Lead Vocals
Joshua Price
Joshua Price
Electric Guitar
Matthew Boggis
Matthew Boggis
Drums
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Eamon Sandwith
Eamon Sandwith
Songwriter
Matthew Boggis
Matthew Boggis
Songwriter
Josh Price
Josh Price
Songwriter

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Mum stole my darts
I left 'em in her car
She smoked the whole pack
And won't pay me back
[Verse 2]
Dad stole my buds
I know he took some
He took the biggest nug
He's taxed his own son
[Verse 3]
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
[Verse 4]
My nan stole my car
She drove it real far
She crashed into a tree
And she stole my keys
[Verse 5]
The cops stole my drinks
They poured 'em down the sink
I went and bought some more
And I threw up on the floor
[Verse 6]
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
[Verse 7]
Mum stole my darts
She kicked me up the ass
She drained my goon sack
And won't pay me back
[Verse 8]
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Written by: Eamon Sandwith, Joshua Price, Matthew Boggis

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