Fresh N Clean (Silence the Critics)

Ooh, ooh

Dirty

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I must confess

This place ain't best

This place is a mess (Disgusting)

Bidi-bop-bop

Nah, you don't deserve no guests (Nah)

In here, in here I don't wanna lay down or rest (Are you crazy?)

That crack in the wall needs addressing

The state of the floor is just depressing

This table's older than the pyramids (Older?)

At least it's younger than the mirror is

This place is small and it's barely a house

Never mind the cat, you couldn't even swing a mouse (It's so small)

Hmm, those curtains are looking tired

Decorations are tired

Look, your style is fired

It's like somebody hit it with a bulldozer (Bang)

If your house was a car, it would get pulled over (Excuse me, please)

This is very, very

Very, very

Very, very, very unacceptable (Okay)

Let's walk around, I'll give the house a scan

Oops, doorknob broke off into my hand (My gosh)

Every time I touch something I wanna wash my hands (Sanitise)

I don't wanna sit in here, I'd rather stand (Cool, I'm alright)

You got wobbly seats at your dining table (Wobbly)

Everywhere I look it's wires and cables (Which one's this for?)

This is the messiest house that I've ever been in

Look at the stains in the rug, that's gonna need more than cleaning

What, the sofa bed's not working, it's not flicking out? (Nah mate)

Hmm, think it's time to sort it out (Come on)

Walls are meant to be white but they're looking beige (Tell me)

What, did you have a house party? What, did you have a rave?

It's like somebody hit it with a bulldozer (Bang)

If your house was a car, it would get pulled over (Excuse me, please)

This is very, very

Very, very

Very, very, very unacceptable

Sip-bidip-ooh, ooh

Dirty-ty, that's you-you

(Oh my god)

Fresh and clean

Bidi-bop-bop