Filipino Box Spring Hog

Well, I hung on to Mary's stump

I danced with a soldier's glee

With a rum soaked crook and a big fat laugh

I spent my last dollar on thee

I saw Bill Bones, gave him a yell

Kehoe spiked the 'nog

With a chain link fence and a scrap iron jaw

Cookin' up a Filipino box spring hog

Cookin' up a Filipino box spring hog

Cookin' up a Filipino box spring hog

Spider rolled in from, Hollister burn

With a one eyed stolen Mare

Donned himself with chicken fat

Sawin' on a jaw bone violin there

Kathleen was sittin' down in little Red's recovery room

In her criminal underwear bra

I was naked to the waist with my fierce black hound

And I'm cookin' up a Filipino box spring hog

Cookin' up a Filipino box spring hog

Cookin' up a Filipino box spring hog

Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road

Fill it with madrone and bay

Stinks like hell and the neighbors complain

Don't give a hoot what they say

Gotta slap that hog

Roll him over twice

Gotta baste him with a sweeping broom

You gotta swat them flies and chain up the dogs

Cookin' up a Filipino box spring hog

Cookin' up a Filipino box spring hog

Cookin' up a Filipino box spring hog

Rattle snake piccata with grapes and figs

Old brown Betty with a yellow wig

T'ain't the mice meat filagree

And it ain't the turkey neck stew

And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds

Though she made them especially for you

Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie

The beans got to thrown to the dogs

Jesus Christ, I can always make room

Cookin' up a Filipino box spring hog

Cookin' up a Filipino box spring hog

Cookin' up a Filipino box spring hog

Cookin' up a Filipino box spring hog

(Cookin' up a Filipino box spring hog)

(Cookin' up a Filipino box spring hog)