Horny in a Hearse

I needed something new and fresh

To win my baby back

So I bought a 1959

Hearse Cadillac

Mint condition, fully equipped

Long, shiny, and pitch black

She's aroused by the power of the V8

I should've bought this car way back, this is great

Seein' through the eyes of the dead

While my baby gives me, you know

Tic Tac Toe tags

High heels and latex body bags

No more French maid or naughty nurse

She wanna go for a ride all the time

My ghoulfriend gets horny in a hearse

She's dressed to thrill, my babe's so hot

When I pick her up

She checks my ride from front to rear

Bottom to the top

Oh, boy, she keeps on goin' on

Dang, she just won't stop

Bonfire at Camp Crystal Lake

The trip was long, but she sure kept me awake

Seein' through the eyes of the dead

While my baby gives me, you know

Tic Tac Toe tags

High heels and latex body bags

No more French maid or naughty nurse

She wanna go for a ride all the time

My ghoulfriend gets horny in a hearse

We park by the cemetery

That's our Lovers' Lane

That might seem bizarre to some

But not to this here dame

Bring out the rubber gloves

Honey, I'm ready once again

Shallow graves and ghouls gone wild

See me cruisin' down Route 666 in style

Seein' through the eyes of the dead

While my baby gives me

Tic Tac Toe tags

High heels and latex body bags

No more French maid or naughty nurse

She wanna go for a ride all the time

My ghoulfriend gets horny in a hearse

Come on, one more time, baby

Tic Tac Toe tags

High heels and latex body bags

No more French maid or naughty nurse

She wanna go for a ride all the time

My ghoulfriend gets horny in a hearse

Oh, yeah