What's the Matter with Kids Today?

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There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood

They always listen to mom

They disregard civil disobedience

They'd rather do what they're told

They don't drink or fuck or fight

They sit at home and read, expand their minds

Yeah, there's something wrong with the kids in my cul-de-sac

They always go to church

They dress well and they speakin' articulate

They show each other respect

They're never late, they don't smoke, or break rules

They eat right, they study hard, they like school

There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood