I'm Destroying the World

Hey Mark, it's fourth and goal

Why don't you get your dad a beer?

Then do us all a favor

Get your punk-ass out of here

I think our son's retarded

He likes to read, not watch TV

He never plays no football

With the kids across the street

Hey mom, hey dad, sports are great

If you like touching other men

But when we touch each other off the field

Well, this becomes a sin

So I understand that you think I'm slow

But I don't wanna be like you

Because of you and mommy

It's what I was born to do - yeehaw!

I'm destroying the world

I don't really give a shit 'cause it feels so goddamn cool

I'm destroying the world

I don't really give a shit, no

Sorry son, we understand

That you just don't fit in

So I filled your mom's prescription

You'll be one of us again

I don't give a shit about what you think

You made me who I am

I'm taking up the banjo to execute my evil plan

I'm destroying the world

I don't really give a shit 'cause it feels so goddamn cool

I'm destroying the world

I don't really give a shit, no

I'm destroying the world

I don't really give a shit 'cause it feels so goddamn cool

I'm destroying the world

I don't really give a shit, no

Go on, get