Romantic Junkie

All the girls think that you're the king

You're a romantic junkie

On the edge of everything

You're a romantic junkie

Learned all about it on MTV

Seemed so cool

You said, "That drug's for me"

Romantic junkie

They think you're really something

Romantic junkie

I know you're really nothing

Romantic junkie

I'm glad I'm not like you

Shit your pants, steal your momma's cash

You're a romantic junkie

You sold all your stuff for drugs

'Cause you shot up all your money

Read all about it in Rolling Stone

Now you got a habit

That won't leave you alone

Romantic junkie

She thinks you're really something

Romantic junkie

I know you're really nothing

Romantic junkie

I'm glad I'm not like you

You're so cool

I want to be just like you

You're so smooth

The girls all want to fuck you

Now you're giving head

Just to get your fix

It couldn't get much better than this