World's on Heroin

The world's on heroin

I'm on strike against all this laziness

I try to go for all

Despite all the underachievers

From the government to the drive through guy

Delayed results with no reasons why

My only guess, they must be high

I wanna put an end to all of them

But I don't know where to begin

'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin

The world's on heroin

Everybody is standin' in my way

I try to use my brain but stupidity

Is thrown in my face

I'm a coffee guy in a stoner place

And the world keeps turnin' at a turtle's pace

Get it over with, check into N.A.

I wanna put an end to all of them

But I don't know where to begin

'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin

If I had my way I'd prefer if everyone was on speed

I'm so sick of the no-can-do and the failures you concede

At any rate, from the looks of things

Everyone's noddin' out but me

The world's on heroin

Too many lazy morons in my face

The world's on heroin

Everybody acts like a zombie

I'm not sayin' I'm better than them

I don't have the kind of time to spend

With slacker types tryin' to be my friend

I wanna put an end to all of them

But I don't know where to begin

'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin

Heroin