Please Play This Song on the Radio

We wrote this song

It's not too short, it's not too long

It's got backup vocals in just the right places

It's got a few oohs and ahhs (Ooh, aah)

And it takes a little pause

Just before I sing the F word

Please play this song on the radio

Almost every line is sung in time

Almost every verse ends in a rhyme

The only problem we had was writing enough words

(Ooh, aah)

But that's okay

Because the chorus is coming up again now

Please play this song on the radio

Please play this song on the radio

Please play this song on the radio

Please play this song on the radio

Please play this song on the radio

Please play this song on the radio

Please play this song on the radio (Please play this song)

Please play this song on the radio (Please play this song)

Right about this time

Some shit head will be drawing a fat fucking line

Over the title on the back sleeve

What an asshole!

So Mr. DJ

I hope you've already made your segue

Or the FCC's gonna take a shit right on your head

You can't play this song on the radio (Can't play this song)

You can't play this song on the radio (Can't play this song)