Yeah! It's Christmas

There's twinkle lights

And coloured balls

And holly bells

To deck the halls

But the turkey's burnt

And there's arguments

Oh, it's Christmas

With neighbours Bob

And Betty here

The folks you see

But once a year

Eatin' all my food

Drinkin' all my beer

Yeah, it's Christmas

The red-suited, bearded, fat man's on his way

But all I get is socks and bills to pay

'Cause we're celebratin' Christmas

And paper hats

And in a heap

The cracker kings

Are sound asleep

Oh, the TV's on

But it's all repeats

Yeah, it's Christmas

The red, cheap, jolly, fat guy's on his sleigh

Oh, we're in debt, but there's a year to pay

Till we're celebratin' Christmas

A hush falls on

The neighbourhood

Kinda like

We knew it would

All is calm

All is good

Yeah, it's Christmas