If My Bong Could Talk

He's taking way too long to just hit the fucking bong

You're always gonna leave nothing till it's gone

Too much choppin', not enough of poppin'

We can't free you

If my bong could talk

It'd say, "You stingy fuck"

If my bong could sing

It'd say, "La, la, la"

Water's gettin' grosser slowly as it rots

If you're goin' green, lookin' like a ghost

I'm not stoppin', fill it to the top

And we can't free you

If my bong could talk

It would say, "You stingy fuck"

If my bong could sing

It'd say, "La, la, la"

If my bong could talk

It'd say, "Get a job"

If my bong could sing

It'd say, "Fa-la-la-la-la-la"

Nothing but weed, nothing but green

Now I can barely breathe

We got nothing but green, nothing but weed

Now I can barely breathe

If my fridge could fuck

It'd go, "Uh, uh, uh"