I Ain't Tha 1

Ice Cube, do you think you can give me some money

To get my hair done?

What's wrong with your hair right now?

Well, you know I get it done every week, and I need my nails done too

Look I'ma tell you like this

I ain't tha 1, the one to get played like a pooh butt

See, I'm from the street, so I know what's up

Only silly games that's played by the women

I'm only happy when I'm goin' up in them

But you know, I'm a menace to society

But girls in biker shorts are so fly to me

So I step to them with aggression

Listen to the kid and learn a lesson today

See they think we narrow minded

'Cause they got a cute face and big behind

So I walk over and say how you doin'?

See, I'm only down for screwin', but you know

You gotta play it off cool

'Cause if they catch you slippin', you get schooled

And they'll get you for your money, son

Next thing you know, you're gettin' their hair and they nails done

For 'em, they'll let you show them off

But when it comes to sex, they got a bad cough

Or a headache, it's all give and no take

Run out of money and watch your heart break

They'll drop ya like a bad habit 'cause

A brother with money, yo, they gotta have it

Messin' with me though, they gets none

You can't juice Ice Cube girl, 'cause I ain't the one

Girl, you gotta get these brothers for all the money you can, honey

'Cause if they ain't got no money

They can't do nothin' for me but get out of my face

I know what you mean girl, it ain't no wild thing

Jumpin' off unless you got dollars

Sometimes I used to wonder

How the hell an ugly dude get a fine girl's number?

He's gettin' juiced for his dockets

I tell her, girl in a minute yo, I drive a bucket

And won't think nothin' of it

She can ride or walk, either leave it or love it

I show her that I'm not the O, the N-E say

I'm a ruthless N-I-double-G-A

'Cause I'm gamin' on a female that's gamin' on me

You know I spell girl with a B

A brother like me is only out for one thing

I think with my ding-a-ling, but I won't bring no

Flowers to your doorstep when we goin' out

'Cause you'll take it for granted, no doubt

And after the date, I'ma wanna do the wild thing

You want lobster? Ha, I'm thinkin' Burger King

And when I take you, you'll get frustrated

You can't juice Ice Cube and you hate it

But you see, I don't go nuts

Over girls like you with the big ol' butts

And start comin' out the pocket to knock it

But when the damage is done

You can only lay me, girl, you can't play me, girl

For the simple fact that I ain't the one

I don't care how they look, if they got money

E could hook up, but they ain't gettin' none

Yeah, I just make them think they gon' get some

Play with they mind a little bit and get that money

Oh, Ice Cube, can I have some money please?

Give you money? Why bother?

'Cause you know, I'm lookin' nothin' like your father, girl

I can't be played or ganked

Ganked means gettin' took for your bank

Or your gold or your money or somethin'

Nine times out of ten, she's givin' up nothin'

They get mad when I put it in perspective

But let's see if my knowledge is effective

To the brothers, man, they robbin' you blind

'Cause they fine with a big behind, but pay it no mind

Keep your money to yourself, homie

And if you got enough game, you'll get her name

And her number without goin' under

You can't leave them and love them and stay above them

I used to get no play and now she stay behind me

'Cause I said I had a Benz, 190

But I lied and played the one

Just to get some, now she feels dumb

To my homies, it's fun

But that's what you get tryna play me for my money

Now, don't you feel used?

But I don't give a hoot, huh, because I knock boots

You shouldn't be so damn material

And try to milk Ice Cube like cereal

How many times do I have to say it?

'Cause if I have to go get a gun

You girls will learn, I don't burn

You think I'm a sucker, but I ain't tha 1

But you said you loved me

I don't see no rings on this finger

Why are you doin' me like this? I love you

Yeah, you love my money, I got what I wanted, beat it