2 Joints

Go ahead, mate

Boy, that's five

That's got to be

I hit it from worst way, after the first day

I'm needing it everyday and twice on the Thursday

Blood thicker than water, in pounds better than quarters

I'm smoking 2 joints while I'm knocking down your daughter

Dope House Records is on fire, so grab the extinguisher

I'm smoked out in the Beamer, 'bout to get emphysema

Gun slingers, rap singers with more stripes than the Bengals

No need for the gang signs, I'm using my trigger fingers

Now won't you roll one, for the pour one

Sometimes I'm real selfish and I'll smoke my weed with no one

You know me, I'm Young Happy P

Kick back and blow a Sweet while my **** move keys

Bitch, please

I got G's, sip Coronas with lime squeeze

And platinum P's, and only smoke on the fine leaves

I started out selling 5-dollar Sweets

And now I'm hella paid, selling 5,000 dollar beats

I smoke 2 joints when I wake up

In the car, I smoke 2 joints

I smoke 2 joints when I play video games

And every 10,000 points

I smoke 2 joints in time of peace

And 2 in time of war

I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints

And then I smoke 2 more

Man, this killer herb's got me running over curbs

And writing these raps full of misspelled words

I curse on my verse, snatch your bitch like a purse

'Cause she like the Twinkie's that I slapped on my hearse

I take two charges, it's really quite harmless

The only side effect is that it makes you retarded, ha

I started in '82, in fifth grade

You can say I was in high school, true smoker

I got Mary at an early age, con mi hermosa

Maria es mi esposa, mi sanchas Nina Rosa

Mafiosa

Pero es es otra cosa

My wife es celosa, no llores mariposa

Tan chiclosa

Te traigo from coasta coasta

I got your corazon driving mi bolsa

Borracho de tu besos

Hoja pa mis huesos

Me trias pesos

Con hidea pa me seso

I smoke 2 joints when I wake up

In the car, I smoke 2 joints

I smoke 2 joints when I play video games

And every 10,000 points

I smoke 2 joints in time of peace

And 2 in time of war

I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints

And then I smoke 2 more

Diamond popped upon the scene

Smoke 2 joints where I can beam

Flip the scene, bezel team

Sipping lean, sticky green

Come out fresh when it's spring

Steady flossing diamond rings

Busting gats with B

Catching squares at ten

Baby Beesh, he got the dro

Happy P, we finna  roll

And shut 'em down, we livin throw'ed

We got the keys, we got the vo's

Hit and run need a theme

Hold your breath and feel my sting

Since Diamond came around

Now she down with her team

Now I'm down with Bobby Brown

But I love Al Green

Keep a Sweet in my mouth and another in my jeans

'Bout to blow 'em back to back, taking 2 to the dome

Home grown hydroponic always wanna get blown

Stay stoned, Optimo, drop a flow, rock a show

Got to go out the door, bopping ho after close

Nose hits, roach clips, place the pink in my eye

And I'm always down to try new ways to reach for the sky

I smoke 2 joints when I wake up

In the car, I smoke 2 joints

I smoke 2 joints when I play video games

And every 10,000 points

I smoke 2 joints in time of peace

And 2 in time of war

I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints

And then I smoke 2 more

Now I be blowing out more than one but less than three

That's the recipe

Yes, indeed, blowin ooh-ie gooey's a necessity

Don't question me

Blowing heavily till I'm 70, that's the remedy

Feeling famous like the Kennedy's

From here to Tennessee, sipping Hennessy

Smoking with intensity

Feel my ghetto energy

Fools be sweating me for that rush and then the Lebanese

I've been getting higher than the hills of Beverly, Beverly

2 joints of smelly in my Cadi, from the Bali to Cali

In the alley serving patties, hassled by federales

Dripping candy, sipping brandy, 20-inches look fancy

On my way to the Grammy, hoes dropping they panties

Got a freak named Sandy, making hits like Sammie

I'm posted up with biscuits and chicken fried steak at Granny's

Smashing off my fasho, got my TV's on glow

Smoking 2, smoking 4, then back door with 2 more