Love Story

I like your mother

And I like your brother

And I like you

You like me, too

We'll get a preacher

And I'll buy a ring

We'll hire a band

With an accordion

A violin

And a tenor who can sing:

You and me

You and me, baby

You and me, you and me

You and me, baby

You and me, you and me

You and me, baby

You and me, you and me

You and me, baby

We'll have a kid

Or maybe we'll rent one

He's got to be straight

We don't want a bent one

He'll drink his baby brew

From a big brass cup

Someday he may be President

If things loosen up

You and me

You and me, baby

You and me, you and me

You and me, baby

You and me, you and me

You and me, baby

You and me, you and me

You and me, baby

I'll take a train into the city

Every mornin'

You may be plain, but I think you're pretty

In the mornin'

Some nights we'll go out dancin'

If I am not too tired

Some nights we'll sit romancin'

Watchin' the Late Show by the fire

When our kids are grown

With kids of their own

They'll send us away

To a little home in Florida

We'll play checkers all day

'Til we pass away