I'm Ready

I am ready, ready as anybody can be

I am ready, ready as anybody can be

I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me

I am ready, ready as anybody can be

I am ready, ready as anybody can be

I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me

I got a axe-handled pistol on my graveyard frame

Shoot tombstone bullets, wearing balls and chain

I'm drinking TNT, I'm smoking dynamite

I hope some screwball start a fight

I am ready, ready as anybody can be

I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me

All you pretty little chicks with your curly hair

I know you feel like I ain't nowhere

Stop what you're doing, baby, come over here

I'll prove to you, baby, that I ain't no square

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me, ooh, uoh

I been drinking gin like never before

I feel so good, I want you to know

One more drink, I wish you would

I takes a whole lotta loving to make me feel good

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

'Cause I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me

I'm ready

I'm ready

Are you ready?

I'm ready

I am ready for you

I hope you ready for me