Bums

BUMS

BUMS

BUMS

BUMS

Buttocks, there’s something mesmerising

Warm and soft to the touch

With buns like these I’m on my knees

Ample, juicy, and sublime

Spank with me it’s booty time

BUMS

I’m not obsessed I just love

BUMS

And let me tell you why

They’re flattering and fattening

Pantaloon-bespattering

Peach-like nether-dyke

On dat ass I would hitchhike

Beauteous bootiness

Derrière superfluous

Counterfeit proctologist

Ignore the shit and enter it

Rectums, I don’t know what it is

I just love the tush

All colours and creed, I’ll spray my seed

Ample, juicy, and sublime

Spank with me it’s booty time

BUMS

I’m not obsessed I just love

BUMS

And let me tell you why

They’re flattering and fattening

Pantaloon-bespattering

Peach-like nether-dyke

On dat ass I would hitchhike

Beauteous bootiness

Derrière superfluous

Counterfeit proctologist

Ignore the shit and enter it

Entering the cave

Of the patootie

I’m just a slave

To the twerk of booty

Not just a bonk

More a thing of beauty

Ride the bundunkadonk

Get down and dirty

BUMS

I’m not obsessed I just love

BUMS

And let me tell you why

They’re flattering and fattening

Pantaloon-bespattering

Peach-like nether-dyke

On dat ass I would hitchhike

Beauteous bootiness

Derrière superfluous

Counterfeit proctologist

Ignore the shit and enter it