Every Picture Tells A Story

Spent some time feeling inferior

Standing in front of my mirror

Combed my hair in a thousand ways

But I came out looking just the same

Daddy said, "Son, you'd better see the world

I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to leave

But remember one thing, don't lose your head

To a woman that'll spend your bread"

So I got out

Woo!

Paris was a place you could hide away

If you felt you didn't fit in

The French police wouldn't give me no peace

They claimed I was a nasty person

Down along the Left Bank, minding my own

Woo!

Was knocked down by a human stampede

Got arrested for inciting a peaceful riot

When all I wanted was a cup of tea

I was accused

Woo!

I moved on

Down in Rome, I wasn't getting enough

Of the things that keep a young man alive

My body stunk, but I kept my funk

Woo!

At a time when I was right out of luck

Getting desperate, indeed I was

Yeah

Looking like a tourist attraction

Oh my dear, I'd better get out of here

For the Vatican don't give no sanction

I wasn't ready for that, no, no

I moved right out east, yeah

Listen

On the Peking ferry, I was feeling merry

Sailing on my way back here

I fell in love with a slit-eyed lady

By the light of an eastern moon

Shanghai Lil never used the pill

She claimed that it just ain't natural

She took me up on deck and bit my neck

Oh people, I was glad I found her

Honest, I was glad I found her

Woo hoo!

Wait a minute

I firmly believed that I

Didn't need anyone but me

I sincerely thought I was so complete

Look how wrong you can be

The women I've known I wouldn't let tie my shoe

They wouldn't give you the time of day

But the slit-eyed lady knocked me off my feet

God, I was so glad I found her

And if there were words I could tell to you

To help you on the way down the road

I couldn't quote you no Dickens, Shelley or Keats

'Cause it's all been said before

Make the best out of the bad, just laugh it off

Ha!

You didn't have to come here anyway

So remember

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Every picture tells a story, don't it

Woo!

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Woo!

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Woo!

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Woo!

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Woo!

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Woo!

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Woo!

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Every picture tells a story, don't it?