Happy Life

It takes a lifetime

To figure out the means

How to keep it all wild and alive

Or so it seems

There's a few golden rules

The gods bestowed upon us

Engraved in the part of your brain

Where feelings come from

What's mine is yours

And what's yours is yours

Good friends will tell you

You've only got one chore

If you have a Happy Wife, you got a happy life

Don't forget it, you'll regret it, and burn like the hellfire

If you can’t take the time

For your lovers needs

You’re sleeping on the couch tonight

Counting sheep

Now there's a handbook

You can reference to

Every man knows it

Just forgets what to do

There's a few golden rules

The gods bestowed upon us

Engraved in the part of your brain

Where feelings come from

What's mine is yours

And what's yours is yours

Good friends will tell you

You've only got one chore

If you have a Happy Wife, you got a happy life

Don't forget it, you'll regret it, and burn like the hellfire