Spare Me

Hello sir, spare a thought?

You look like you'd be the richest man around

I've got a degree, I've got a big smile

Why not let me have this gig for awhile?

Hey there mom, nothing to see here

I'm just chilling with my arts degree

My birthday's soon, a gift is cool, but

A monetary offering is better as a rule

I've had a long day, don't talk to me

I've had a long day, don't talk to me

Unless you wanna talk about my degree

I've had a long day, don't talk to me

Hey my pal, can I have a beer?

It's the season of spreading cheer

Oh, what’s that? You got 'em for free?

Well, then can I take two or three?

Is God up there? Hey, it's me

Good job on the ocean and trees

I'd love to hang, I'll say the Lord's prayer

By the way dude, you got a smoke to spare?

I've had a long day, don't talk to me

I've had a long day, don't talk to me

Unless you can spare two or three

I've had a long day, don't talk to me