Dear Miss Lonely Hearts

Dear miss lonely hearts

I had to write this letter

To tell you how

I came to meet her

She was sweet but

I dated her sister

That's how I made my mistake

And I can't forget her

I felt depressed

Till a friend of mine suggested

That I write to this address

So unless you can find a cure

For my loneliness

It will persist

It will persist

(Lonely boy)

Looking for another

(Lonely girl)

To love one another

(Lonely hearts)

Turn to each other

(Lonely souls)

Lonely souls

Dear lonely boy

I doubt if my reply

Will bring much joy

It seems from your letter

That you lied

Or strongly implied

That you were satisfied

To take her sister by your side

I became distressed

At your total lack of tactfulness

So at best

All I can suggest

Is that you resist

And you put an end

To such thoughts of silliness

(Lonely boy)

Looking for another

(Lonely girl)

To love one another

(Lonely hearts)

Turn to each other

(Lonely souls)

Lonely souls

Dear miss lonely hearts

I've got problems

You're the only one I know

That can solve them

I love a girl but

I'm dating her sister

And if I persist in my pursuit

I will kiss her

Dear lonely girl

I doubt if this reply

Will bring much joy

But you must not trust this boy

You must not lust this boy

Resist and do not kiss this boy

(Lonely boy)

Looking for another

(Lonely girl)

To love one another

(Lonely hearts)

Turn to each other

(Lonely souls)

Lonely souls

(Lonely boy)

I'm writing

(Lonely girl)

Looking for a lonely girl

(Lonely hearts)

I'm lonely

(Lonely souls)

I've got problems

(Lonely boy)

You can solve them

(Lonely girl)

I'm writing to dear miss lonely hearts

(Lonely hearts)

For I'm a lonely soul

Yours sincerely

(Lonely boy)

(Lonely girl)

Must be attractive

(Lonely hearts)

Please send a photo

(Lonely souls)

One lonely boy

(Lonely boy)

Is looking for another

(Lonely girl)

To love one another

(Lonely hearts)

Lonely hearts

Answer me, answer my plea

(Lonely souls)

Answer me

(Lonely boy)

Looking for a female

(Lonely girl)

(Lonely hearts)

Please send details

(Lonely souls)