He Ain't a Cowboy

I found that buckle in a pawn shop

Can't two step across this floor

Them boots ain't ever seen the mud

Can't be whatcha lookin' for

He's got a half-assed smile and fake southern drawl

He's dressed up like the Marlboro man

He's never backed in a box or dropped in a shoot

And he's never rode for a brand

'Cause he ain't a cowboy, he ain't a plowboy

He just a city boy in disguise

And he's never drove a tractor

Maybe that's the kinda man you're after

And he can't saddle up no horse

So he ain't never wanna ride away

And I'm a saddle sole puncher

And a buckle I want sure to break your heart one day

He's never pulled no plow from dusk til' dawn

Or thrown hay until the sun came up

He's never hooked no bass on a Texas rig

Hell the man don't drive a truck

He'll be out across town tomorrow night

In skinny jeans 'cause he has no shame

He's never tipped his hat for guts or glory

Or ridin' through the plains

'Cause he ain't a cowboy, he ain't a plowboy

He just a city boy in disguise

And he's never drove a tractor

Maybe that's the kind of man you're after

He can't saddle up no horse

So he ain't never gonna ride away

And I'm a saddle sole puncher

And a buckle I want sure to break your heart one day

He's sellin' you a lie girl

Here's a lesson you will learn

Those boots don't make a cowboy baby

It's a title that you earn

So if you leave with me tonight know

That it's hell I put you through

But we'll be rollin' down south with those speakers cranked up

Listenin' to Chris Ladeau

He ain't a cowboy, he ain't a plowboy

He just a city boy in disguise

And he's never drove a tractor

Maybe that's the kinda man you're after

And he can't saddle up no horse

So he ain't never gonna ride away

And I'm a saddle sole puncher

And a buckle I want sure to break your heart one day

Yeah I'm a saddle sole puncher

And a buckle I want sure to break your heart one day