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Listen to Riverdale: Special Episode - Heathers the Musical (Original Television Soundtrack) by Riverdale Cast
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PERFORMING ARTISTS
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Performer
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Laurence O'Keefe
Laurence O'Keefe
Songwriter
Kevin Murphy
Kevin Murphy
Songwriter

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Are we gonna have a problem? Did zombies eat your brain?
You've come so far, why, now, are you yanking on my chain?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice
Listen up, biatch
[Verse 2]
(I like) Lookin' hot, buyin' stuff they cannot
(I like) Drinkin' hard, maxin' Dad's credit card
(I like) Skippin' gym, scarin' her, screwin' him
(I like) Killer clothes, kickin' nerds in the nose
[Verse 3]
If you like the deuce, go play Duck Duck Goose
Let your mommy fix you ice cream
Or come hang with me, and tonight, we'll be
Dirty dancin' with the football team
[Verse 4]
Honey, what you waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
It's time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store
[Verse 5]
(Guys fall) at your feet
Pay the check, help you cheat
(All you) Need to know, some dead weight has to go
(That freak's) Not your friend, I can tell in the end
(If she) Had your shot, she would leave you to rot
[Verse 6]
Course, if you don't care, fine, go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on
Or forget the creep and get in my Jeep
Let's go tear up someone's lawn
[Verse 7]
See, you don't have it
Watch this
[Verse 8]
Honey, what you waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove you're not a doorknob anymore
Then step into my candy store
[Verse 9]
You can join the team or you can bitch and moan
You can live the dream or you can die alone
You can fly with eagles, or if you prefer, keep on testing me
And end up like her
[Verse 10]
Honey, what you waitin' for? (Shut up, Toni)
Step into my candy store
Time for you to prove you're not a lame ass anymore
And step into my candy store
[Verse 11]
It's my candy store, it's my candy
It's my candy store, it's my candy
It's my candy store, it's my candy store
Written by: Kevin Murphy, Laurence O'Keefe

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