My Friend Stan

My friend Stan's got a funny old man

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah

He makes him work all night till he can't do it right

Oh, yeah, uh-huh

And from the way you blacked my eye

I know that you're the reason why

And from the way you fix his tie

I see you're gettin' to him, gettin' to him

My friend Jack's got an ache in his back

Ooh, oh, yeah

The doc said he'd be fine if he'd just take his time

Oh, ooh

And from the way you blacked my eye

I know that you're the reason why

And from the way you fix his tie

I see you're gettin' to him, you been gettin' to him

Kick it

And from the way you blacked my eye

I know that you're the reason why

And from the way you fix his tie

I see you're gettin' to him, you been gettin' to him

My friend Pete says his body is weak

Oh, yeah, uh-huh

He told me he can't sleep and his temperature's steep

Oh, yeah, oh

And from the way you blacked my eye

I know that you're the reason why

And from the way you fix his tie

I see you're gettin' to him, you been gettin' to him

You been gettin' to him, you been gettin' to him

Oh, yeah