Sean Connery

Me the groove the hairy old man x 4

what about Bradley Cooper?

No… Sean Connery

What about Ryan Gosling?

No… Sean Connery

Need love and affection ?

Sean will ease Your pain

He can really work it out

He’ll drive you insane

The man’s got a lot, yeaah

He’s hot and shoots the shot,

He’s really something, the man is burning

Birds can’t stop looking

He not like anybody else, no-oh

What about Bruce Willis ?

No…Sean Connery

What about Meryl Streep

With a moustache ?

Acting like a real man ?

With a brand new scottish accent She never used before ?

No…Sean Connery

The way he walks

and he talks

Shure sets you off

The way he squeeze

And « cheese"

The man’s got a lot, yeaah

He’s hot and shoots the shot

He’s really something, the man is burning

Birds can’t stop looking

He not like anybody else, no-oh

To the bush, to the rhythm, to the ground