If I Were A Bell

Ask me how do I feel, ask me now that we're cozy and clingin'

Well, sir, all I can say is, if I were a bell I'd be ringin'

From the moment we kissed tonight

That's the way I've just gotta behave

Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light

Or if I were a banner, I'd wave

Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing

Well, sir, all I can say is if gate I'd be swinging

And if I were a watch, I'd start popping my springs

Or if I were a bell, I'd go ding-dong, ding-dong, ding

Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning

Well, sir, all I can say is, if I were a bridge I'd be burning

Yes, I knew my moral would crack

From the wonderful way that you looked

Boy, if I were a duck, I'd quack

Or if I were a goose, I'd be cooked

Ask me how do I feel, ask me now that we're fondly caressing

Pal, if I were a salad, I know I'd be splashing my dressing

Or if I were a season, I'd surely be spring

Or if I were a bell I'd go ding-dong, ding-dong ding