Cat Fight (Over a Dog Like Me)

Two hot chicks, Joe's Bar and Grill

Got into a tussle like bad girls will

Out of the bar to the parking lot

Fussing and cussing over what I got

Form the parking lot into the woods

You gotta know honey, that I got the goods

Champagne blonde and a hot brunette

I'm about as fired up as I can get

(Cat fight) It's what I'm talking about

(Cat fight) Yeah, the claws came out

(Cat fight) Glory be

(Cat fight) Over a dog like me

Champagne blonde and a hot brunette

Fighting in the rain all soaking wet

In stiletto heels throwing down

Those girls taking onto the ground

Rumbling, tumbling, crazy loud

All that action drew a crowd

Cops showed up, long story short

They hauled us off to kangaroo court

(Cat fight) The fur was flying

(Cat fight) Oh, ain't lying

(Cat fight) Ooh-ee

(Cat fight) Over a dog like me

Miss Lady Judge, she banged her gavel

She said, "Hey Slim, let's me and you travel"

Screw named Jane said, "Not so fast

Me and the boy could have a blast"

District attorney said, "I object

I want me a piece of that, oh man, you bet"

The court went crazy, fur was flying

Them chicks went nuts, I ain't lying

(Cat fight) It's what I'm talking about

(Cat fight) Yeah, the claws came out

(Cat fight) Oh, glory be

(Cat fight) Over a dog like me

(Cat fight) The fur was flying

(Cat fight) I ain't lying

(Cat fight) Ooh-ee

(Cat fight) Over a dog like me