Cooties

They came from way far out in outer space

She's hardly missin' so they landed on her face

She's got cooties (Cooties)

They found a place to nest

She's got cooties (Cooties)

If I were her I'd be depressed

Long-tailed, sharp-nailed, fuzzy legs, layin' eggs

Oh no, get 'em away!

In science class, she's like a walkin' show-and-tell

Her pet skunk ran away 'cause it couldn't take the smell

She's got cooties (Cooties)

Nobody wants to sit by her

Oh no, don't need a coat 'cause she's got fur (Cooties)

Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot

Glad I got my cootie shot

Come on boys, let's stamp 'em out

Cooties, cooties

Come on, boys

Cooties, cooties

Cooties, cooties

Come on, boys

Oh-oh, no,no, no (She's got cooties)

She's just as friendly as can be

(She's got cooties) She shows them cootie hospitality

She's got cooties

She's like a livin' Twilight Zone (She's got cooties)

Uh, can you get Rod Serling on the phone?

Black, white, red, green, every color in-between

Dresses like a circus clown, somebody oughta hose her down

Grew up in a cootie zoo, I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too

She, she-she's coming!

She's got cooties

Somebody oughta hose her down

She's got cooties

Oh yeah, ooh

(She's got cooties) Somebody oughta hose her down

She's got cooties (Yeah, yeah)

(She's got cooties) She's just as friendly as can be

(She's got cooties) She shows them cootie hospitality

She's got cooties

This girl is sure to catch your eye (She's got cooties)

She surely likes to let her freak flag fly

Come on boys, let's dance, let's stamp 'em out (She's got cooties)

Come on boys, let's dance, let's stamp 'em out (She's got cooties)

Come on boys, let's dance, let's stamp 'em out (She's got cooties)

Come on boys, let's dance, let's stamp 'em out (She's got cooties)

Black, white, red, green, every color in-between

Dresses like a circus clown, somebody oughta hose her down

Grew up in a cootie zoo

I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too