Happy Jack (Live)

Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a man

He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man.

The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key

So they rode on his head in their furry donkey

The kids couldn't hurt Jack

They tried, tried, tried

They dropped things on his back

They lied, lied, lied, lied, lied

But they couldn't stop Jack, or the waters lapping

And they couldn't prevent Jack from feeling happy

But they couldn't stop Jack, or the waters lapping

And they couldn't prevent Jack from feeling happy

The kids couldn't hurt Jack

They tried, tried, tried

They dropped things on his back

They lied, lied, lied, lied, lied

But they couldn't stop Jack, or the waters lapping

And they couldn't prevent Jack from being happy

I saw yer!