Convoy

Yeah, breaker 1-9

This here's the Rubber Duck

You got a copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon?

Uh, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, for sure, for sure

By golly! It's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon?

Yeah, it's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen

Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy

Mercy sakes alive! Looks like we've got us a convoy

It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June

In a Kenworth, pullin' logs

Cabover Pete with a reefer on

And a Jimmy haulin' hogs

We was headin' for bear on I-10

'Bout a mile outta Shakey Town

I says, "Pig Pen, this here's Rubber Duck

And I'm about to put the hammer down"

'Cause we got a little ol' convoy

Rockin' through the night

Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy

Ain't she a beautiful sight?

Come on and join our convoy

Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way

We gonna roll this truckin' convoy

'Cross the USA

Convoy

Yeah, breaker, Pig Pen, this here's The Duck

And, uh, you wanna back off them hogs?

Convoy

Uh, 10-4, about five mile or so

10-Roger, them hogs is gettin' intense up here

By the time we got into Tulsa Town

We had eighty-five trucks in all

But they's a road block up on the clover leaf

And them bears was wall to wall

Yeah, them smokies as thick as bugs on a bumper

They even had a bear in the air

I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's The Duck

We about to go a-huntin' bear"

'Cause we got a great big convoy

Rockin' through the night

Yeah, we got a great big convoy

Ain't she a beautiful sight?

Come on and join our convoy

Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way

We gonna roll this truckin' convoy

'Cross the USA

Convoy

Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pig Pen?

Convoy

Uh, negatory, Pig Pen, you're still too close

Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses

Mercy sakes! You'd better back off another 10

Well, we rolled up Interstate 44

Like a rocket sled on rails

We tore up all of our swindle sheets

And left 'em settin' on the scales

By the time we hit that Chi-Town

Them bears was a-gettin' smart

They'd brought up some reinforcements

From the Illinois National Guard

There's armored cars and tanks and jeeps

And rigs of every size

Yeah, them chicken coops was full of bears

And choppers filled the skies

Well, we shot the line, we went for broke

With a thousand screamin' trucks

And eleven long-haired Friends of Jesus

In a chartreuse microbus

Yeah, Rubber Duck to Sod Buster

C'mon there, yeah, 10-4, Sod Buster

Listen, you wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?

Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite

And he needs all the help he can get

Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey Shore

Prepared to cross the line

I could see the bridge was lined with bears

But I didn't have a doggone dime

I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck

We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll"

So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight

I says, "Let them truckers roll, 10-4"

'Cause we got a mighty convoy

Rockin' through the night

Yeah, we got a mighty convoy

Ain't she a beautiful sight?

Come on and join our convoy

Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way

We gonna roll this truckin' convoy

'Cross the USA

Convoy

Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's your 20?

Omaha?

Well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there for sure

Well, mercy sakes, good buddy!

We gonna back on outta here

So keep the bugs off your glass

And the bears off your tail

We'll catch you on the flip flop

This here's Rubber Duck on the side

We gone, bye-bye