Horizontal Mambo

Every little tiny slice of life

Is part of a dance

Un pequeña señorita

It's okay to act a little shy

In front of your friends

Venga con tres amigas

Might as well go ahead do

What you'll tell 'em all anyway

You can call it what you want

But this is what I'll say

Horizontal mambo

A tangled tantric tango

Sexy spicy salsa

Sabado noche samba

A thinly veiled siesta

I know you won't protest-a

So baby why don't we go

Do the horizontal mambo

Horizontal mambo

A tangled tantric tango

Sexy spicy salsa

Sabado noche samba

A thinly veiled siesta

I know you won't protest-a

So baby why don't we go

Do the horizontal mambo

We rented a room there by the minute

A check in gets you half-clean linen

We both got so deep in it

I swear we could have been shot by Vivid

Gulpin' gallons of guacamole

Submerge yourself in sour cream

Decide to dip yourself in queso

No need to keep it clean

Horizontal mambo

A tangled tantric tango

Sexy spicy salsa

Sabado noche samba

A thinly veiled siesta

I know you won't protest-a

So baby why don't we go

Do the horizontal mambo

Horizontal mambo

A tangled tantric tango

Sexy spicy salsa

Sabado noche samba

A thinly veiled siesta

I know you won't protest-a

So baby why don't we go

Do the horizontal mambo

Oh yeah, do the horizontal mambo!

Let's get it!

Aw, let's dance, diagonally, vertically, upside down!

Do the horizontal mambo