Qualified

Looky here

Better hurry up and check it out

Looky here, looky here

Your steak

Ain't no hipper than my pork chop

Your Cadillac

Ain't no hipper than my bus stop

You champagne

Ain't no hipper than my soda pop

Looky here, I'm ready to take care of busines

Have no fear, I'm already here

Yeah, you know (I'm qualified)

Know that I'm qualified

(Don't you know that I'm qualified?)

Your top hat

Ain't no better than my ginger brown

And your sharp skin

Ain't no better than my Levi's jean

The money you got

It ain't no better than a higher spendin' band

All I've got's a little bit of common sense

I believe in my heart, the best E-D is experience

Oh, I'll tell you now (I'm qualified)

You know that I'm qualified

(Don't you know that I'm qualified?)

You may find me in a project slum

Be hangin' out with all the skid row bums

I may be sick and I may seem dumb

That don't mean you know where I'm comin' from

Look out, look out, kid

Just make a little room for

Your social life

Ain't no better than my hotdog stand

Your edu-ma-cation

Ain't no hipper than what you understand

Your woman that you got

She ain't no hipper than a hot lovin' band

I got the power to control

I can see clean through your blind fold

And I wanna tell you now (I'm qualified)

Oh, you know that I'm qualified

(Don't you know that I'm qualified?)

Look at me, I'm fillin' up in class

And you better watch out, I'm steppin' up fast

And I ain't got a jacket on me, I've

Been hangin' out in the projects

Hangin' out with all you rednecks

You rubbernecks and rejects

What it is

Just call it side by