I'm Such a Hungry Man

I know a chef in Albuquerque

Who excels in baking Turkey

So when I want turkey, I go to Albuquerque

I'm such a hungry man

They got a cook in East St. Louis

Who makes the most delicious Chop Suey

So when I crave chop suey, I go to East St. Louis

I'm such a hungry man

Duncan Hines, he ain't got nothing on me

I've been know to drive alone

To Butte, Montana, to get a banana split

They got a fish house in old Pawtucket

That serves you steamed clams in a bucket

So for clams in a bucket, I go to old Pawtucket

I'm such a hungry man

I take a train to downtown Philly

Where I eat scrapple till I get silly

I also eat a lot there, the pepper pot they got there

I'm such a hungry man

I often fly up to the Maine coast

To get broiled lobster with some plain toast

To keep from getting melancholy I munch a Mexican tamale

Ooh, I'm such a hungry man

Shish-kebab, one of my favorite snacks

Nothin' beats a piece of pizza, out in Laguna, I get my tuna fish

I met a gal in Tucumcari

She's the one I plan to marry

She was so good lookin' but then she started cookin'

And that's when love began

Oh for me, I'm such a hungry man

Such a hungry man

Ooh, such a hungry man

Yes, I'm downright famished