Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet

Mr. Sandman, showing his beam When he walks into the room, the walls lean in to listen Surfed out brain waves flick back and forth Like old headlights sniffing model glue again Head like a steel trap Wish I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't I don't just want to be a footnote in someone else's happiness And does your husband know the way That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band? Does he know the way? Does he know the way Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night? But I will never end up like him Behind my back, I already am Keep a calendar, this way you will always know The last time you came through Oh, darling, I know what you're going through The last time you came through Oh, darling Oh, darling Oh, darling Tempest in a teacup, get unique Peroxide princess shine like shark teeth It's a sign (it's a sign) It's a sign (it's a sign) It's a sign, what if you peaked early? And does your husband know the way That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band? Does he know the way? Does he know the way Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night? Does he? Does he know the way I worship our love? Does your husband know the way That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band? But I will never end up like him Behind my back, I already am Keep a calendar, this way you will always know The last time you came through Oh, darling, I know what you're going through The last time you came through Oh, darling Oh, darling Oh, darling Does your husband know? Does your husband know? Does your husband know? Does he know, does he know, does he know? Oh, oh, oh But I will never end up like him Behind my back, I already am Keep a calendar, this way you will always know The last time you came through Oh, darling, I know what you're going through The last time you came through Oh, darling, I know what you're going through