Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes

I'm comin' apart at the seams

Pitchin' myself for leads in other people's dreams

Now buzz, buzz, buzz

Doc, there's a hole where something was

Doc, there's a hole where something was

Fell out of bed, butterfly bandage, but don't worry

You'll never remember, your head is far too blurry

Put him in the back of a squad car, restrain that man

He needs his head put through a CAT scan

Hey, editor, I'm undeniable, hey, Doctor, I'm certifiable

Oh, I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine

What a match, I'm half-doomed and you're semi-sweet

So boycott love, detox just to retox

And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life

And perfect boys with their perfect lives

Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy

Wants to hear you sing about tragedy

Oh

Little girl, you got me staring odd

Oh, or was that just a telescopic camera nod?

P-p-painted dolls in the highway, truck stop stalls

Lot lizards scales cool your nightlife moods

All the rookies, leave your badge and your gun on the desk

When you leave the room

I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine

What a match, I'm half-doomed and you're semi-sweet

Boycott love, detox just to retox

And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life

And perfect boys with their perfect lives

Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy

Wants to hear you sing about tragedy

Detox just to retox, detox just to retox

Detox just to retox, detox just to retox

So boycott love

Detox just to retox, detox just to retox

Boycott love

Detox just to retox, detox just to retox

So boycott love, detox just to retox

And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life

And perfect boys with their perfect lives

Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy

Wants to hear you sing

Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy, whoa

Wants to hear you sing about tragedy