Skinny Minnie

My Skinny Minnie is a crazy chick

Six-foot-high and one-foot-thick

Well, do I love her? Does a boy love pie?

Well, she is the apple of my eye

Skinny Minnie, she's skinny

She's tall, that's all

Oh yeah, she's something else

Well, although her shadow doesn't take much ground

Well, what there is really gets around

Well, what there ain't, that's what she be

And even that's way too much for me

Skinny Minnie, she's skinny

She's tall, that's all

Some gal, she is

Nice and lovely

Well, slightly slimmer than a fishing pole

She's one half rock and the other half roll

Well, dig that chick from either side

And, man, you'll yell, "Where did she hide?"

Skinny Minnie, she's skinny

She's tall, that's all

Man, she's double king-size

Treetop tall

Man, she's a long drink on a mountaintop

Yeah