Whole Day Off

Have you seen my girlfriend she lives in a pig pen

Have you seen my girlfriend?

I can't seem to find her perhaps she is hiding

Underneath a blade of grass

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day

Have you seen my new house looks just like a dog house

Have you seen my new house?

Someone saw it walking straight into the ocean

Thought it was an ivory boat

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Maybe, it's just a bad dream and I'll wake up soon

But I don't think I'll be so lucky

Maybe, it's just one of those strange days when nothing seems right

No nothing seems right at all

Went up to a pay phone on a bathroom wall

But I can't remember who I wanted to call

Operator can you help me?

Have you seen my garden, it is most peculiar

Have you seen my garden?

Nothing there that grows looks anything at all like plants

I hear their voices

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day

Have you seen my girlfriend?

Have you seen my girlfriend?

Have you seen my girlfriend?

Have you seen my girlfriend?