E Eats Everything

A hardly has an appetite and pokes at food too long

And B can barely bother because all the food is wrong

C likes only candy and chocolate by the box

D is just disinterested in anything you've got

But E eats everything, yeah, E eats everything

E eats everything, yeah, E eats everything

So toss it on a plastic plate or stick it with a fork

Serve it with a shovel or serve it on a spork

Yeah, E eats everything, yeah, E eats everything

F is far too fussy and only eats with fancy wine

G eats only gourmet but never can decide

H burns food, so horrible, all I taste is smoke

J just likes drinking juice and K drinks only soda

But E eats everything, yeah, E eats everything

E is eating in a moving car, E's eating upside-down

E is eating on a spaceship, E's eating off the ground

L and M and N and P won't start 'til O arrives

Q and R and S and T are wearing clothes much too tight

U and V and W are worn out from this song

And X and Y just will not share and will not get along

But E eats everything, yeah, E eats everything

But look out now, here it comes, that final letter Z

Now, Z's not like the other letters, Z's only eatin' Es

Yeah, Z eats Es, yeah, Z eats Es

Z eats Es, yeah, Z eats Es