Always Look On the Bright Side of Life (The Unofficial England Football Anthem)

Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best And always look on the bright side of life Always look on the light side of life If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh, and smile, and dance and sing When you're feeling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing And always look on the bright side of life, come on Always look on the bright side of life When you're in the World Cup and all your hopes are up And everybody wants your team to win Then they go and let you down And come slinking back to town It's time for this daft song to begin So, always look on the bright side of life Cheer up, next time Always look on the bright side of life For life is quite absurd And death's the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow So, always look on the bright side of death A-just before you draw your terminal breath Life's a piece of shit When you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true You'll see it's all a show Keep 'em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you And always look on the bright side of life Always look on the right side of life Come on, cheer up Always look on the bright side of life Always look on the bright side of...