Santa Stole My Girlfriend

It's Christmas day and I'm alone again

She's with him now, I'm with my loneliness

She ran away four months ago

Left with his sleigh for the North Pole

Please come back home

And leave that fat man alone

Santa, you bitch

Didn't get a damn thing from my Christmas list

All I got was this broken heart

And that's it

Santa, you bitch

Oh, there's only one thing that I truly wish

I wish my old girl would have never kissed Saint Nick

Would've never kissed Saint Nick

I saw 'em dancing under mistletoe

Thought it was nothing but I guess I didn't know

That there was something going on with them

Santa, you player, I thought we were friends

Please come back home

And leave that fat man alone

Santa, you bitch

Didn't get a damn thing from my Christmas list

All I got was this broken heart

And that's it

Santa, you bitch

Oh, there's only one thing that I truly wish

I wish my old girl would've never kissed Saint Nick

Would've never kissed Saint Nick

Oh Santa, you bitch

Didn't get a damn thing from my Christmas list

All I got was this broken heart

And that's it

Santa, you bitch

Oh, there's only one thing that I truly wish

I wish my old girl would've never kissed

Santa, you bitch

Didn't get a damn thing from my Christmas list

All I got was this broken heart

And that's it

Santa, you bitch

Oh, there's only one thing that I truly wish

I wish my old girl would've never kissed Saint Nick