Lyrics
[Verse 1]
What do you say when you're too fucked up?
And what your girlfriend say when I smacked that butt?
What do you say when you run out of drugs?
And baby, what you say when you bust a nut?
[Verse 2]
LL Cool J needed love like
Dirt Nasty need some drugs like
My baby dick needs a tug like right now
So hop that ass in the bathtub
What do I do when I'm too fucked up?
Can't keep it up 'cause her boob job sucks
And what does she do when I whip it out
Close her eyes and open her mouth
I think I need an intervention
C-c-coke, dope, weed, and then prescription
So listen up, little children
Dirt Diggler, you be illin'
I'm feeling kinda drowsy
Don't do drugs without me
[Verse 3]
What do you say when you're too fucked up?
And what your girlfriend say when I smacked that butt?
What do you say when you run out of drugs?
And baby, what you say when you bust a nut?
[Verse 4]
What you going to do when you get too faded
And the date you with want to get X-rated?
Andre Legacy, I stay sedated
Put me in the wheelchair and get me on the plane, bitch
F-f-famous for being opiated
Up in this club, I fall asleep on the table
Tip the waitress, pinch the ass
Then gave her my number, the kid's got panache
Lick on my 'stache
It ain't that easy living this fast
Forget the past, corned beef and hash
Horny little bitches like to call me their dad
It ain't that bad
Put my dick in they mouth and my nose in they coke bag
[Verse 5]
What do you say when you're too fucked up?
And what your girlfriend say when I smacked that butt?
What do you say when you run out of drugs?
And baby, whatcha say when you bust a nut?
[Verse 6]
What I'm going to do when I'm all washed up?
And that bitch that I like to fuck with won't come
I could try my luck with a penis pump
Go get me some intravenous love
Birds and bees and worms and slugs
Turn to me or turn to drugs
Word on the streets is I stink like a bum
But it's hard to take a shower when you can't wake up
What do I do when there ain't none left?
Make a call to the pony express
Guaranteed, forty minutes or less
Cost a bit more, but only bring the best
Ever seen a bitch in a brand new dress
With a fat old man trying to look all fresh?
Well, I've been with the worst and the best
And I couldn't even tell the difference
[Verse 7]
What do you say when you're too fucked up?
And what your girlfriend say when I smacked that butt?
What do you say when you run out of drugs?
And baby, what you say when you bust a nut?
[Verse 8]
What do you say when you're too fucked up?
And what your girlfriend say when I smacked that butt?
Written by: Mickey Avalon